Of Flowers and Honey Bees.

“and here goes my story.”

Feb 17, 2012 || 11:30 AM

Just some stuff from facebook that makes me burn, especially after reading the passage and looking at the comments which I didn't escape from even before clicking 'read more'.
No seriously, its one too many, so much that I can't not read it, unless you ask me not to enter facebook at all or something.
I would have refused to believe that there are people who will believe these, but apparently people will take any crap as long as god is involved in it. Yeah, the same god that said that everything was created by him, yeah? So if he were that amazing, why are 3/4 of his followers retarded and apparently born without a brain?
Okay I'm tired of saying any more, so here goes- a few spanking dumb examples,

Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad
... ... ... ...
God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me: (ashamed)

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrassed):Okay

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm Sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good ; the bad.

Me: I will trust You.

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

REPOST if you Believe in HIM♥♥♥

(The conversation was just a repost from other page)
PS: in case you want to re-post this., please make sure to give me some credits.. Thanks!!!.. -waFFer™

I guess the poor sandwich maker didn't get to give out many sandwiches that day then..
This one made me think I can be easily born to be a preacher, man, i got my life's occupation in mind already, and apparently they earn pretty much too!
All i have to do is mix motivational/positive/enlightening together and then present it with god in the equation, you'll lap it all up. Well ain't that easy!
Had a great time preaching to anyone who'd listen anyway, told my bf if he failed his exams he was saved from drowning in the mrt train which was gonna plunge into the reservoir from its tracks, and even if he did, he was saved from dying in a pool of acid, and even if he did, he was saved from this terrible life on earth, and even if he was living, he was saved from being help captive and tortured for a year with his limbs slowly being cut off, and even if he did, he would be saved from going to hell and so on and so forth, you know the drill. Irritated the hell out everyone, just to prove my point. ^^
Next.

God Does Exist

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects.

When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt.

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"

"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me."

"Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

- Author Unknown

BE BLESSED; BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS !!!!!!!

I don't even know how to start with this, ok, so people on the street that you see well-groomed with nice haircuts and all, they all go to barbers and stylists, do they? Fyi, I trim my hair myself, put on make up myself, I think I'll look pretty horrible without proper grooming, I do not go for haircuts, makeup workshops etc. Just because people do not look for God, it doesn't mean that they fare badly, the same goes for the reverse.
Don't tell me Christians are in perfect health and shape all the time, so apparently you are invincible, invulnerable against cancer and all diseases right? And that argument that people only turn to Him in times of need and it will not work, don't even try. People who believe in Deities their whole life die out in all sorts of ways too, from a very young age to whopping 100s, no different from the rest. Well except for the occasional getting-killed-for-religion war, that wouldn't be a cause of death for you.
Okay next
Ahh, this below.. is the classic.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN

P.P.S.

I believe this is why God made Einstein a genius ;)

I always get confounded, dumbstruck, and into a frantic state of face-palm panic whenever I see this particular one, shared on my timeline over and over again, with agonizing comments like, god exists! I love Jesus. put god first in everything you do ♥, etc.
It also seems to be the most common share, and the most brainless one (pun intended).

Oh come on.. 'You'll probably want your friends and colleagues to enjoy the same, forward this to increase their knowledge.. or FAITH' Seriously? knowledge? About what? How science is just a bluff and civilization was simply a facade and we didn't progress in any way scientifically in the centuries past since your god came about? So what are you learning in school then, ?

Don't you see how that no-brain theory is total bullshit?! Which bloody professor, in their right mind would ask you to take it that his brain existed on pure faith, as the 'established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science' didnt prove that it existed?!

And speaking of 'Demonstrable Protocol' and if it is what i think it sounds like, (google it and you find tons- no kidding- of the same passage, so it must have been created in the name of faith I guess. -.-) I am pretty sure a lot of people have dissected a human's body in the name of science and realized that yes, every single human has a brain sitting comfortably in its skull, unless you're telling me your dear prof ain't human, that is. So now you're trying to deny your poor brain of its existence in the name of faith..? I reckon its just an excuse to defend your blatant ignorance, it'll make you feel better that there's nothing but a diety controlling you and some tumor in a pool of stupid in your skull, eh?

I'll admit it, there are a huge number of undeniable facts that proves that your god may exist, so why don't you use that instead of making up obvious nonsense? to confuse people and irritate non-believers? Yes you irritate them, how'd you feel if I dumped ridiculous crap-filled stories at you all the time, with huge screaming headers like 'Proven: GOD does Not exist!'

Okay so now it is very obvious that science and creationism do Not mix. Yet I see people forcing them together to make God seem more real just because there is a hint of indisputable fact of science in it. Guys, really..? Even if I were born in a christian family I would've opted out if that's what they threw me from day one. Apparently some people are too blind with love and faith to see or even think anyway. Why am I even trying.

And Please! Do not use Einstein!!!! I might copy paste my rant for this here again but it is just a few posts down so I'll leave it for you to read. What got me really fuming was that this proved me exactly right again, that you believers do the real stupid things that I have been stating in the last few paragraphs; You know the 'tons of the same stuff on google' thing I said?
I clicked on some in the hope of finding some people who'll explain how such rubbish exists, but of course dear google disappointed me. 20plus pages of the same crap, over and over again, I can only imagine how many air-headed people will be drawn into their world everyday from it. And that is not my point. I realized that all of them did not include Einstein in it at all.
So was I right? If you are following my train of thoughts you'll realize that someone along the way, added the Einstein thing, just to make it more believable/scientific/knowledgeable. As if half the passage weren't confusing enough for them.

Okay I have exhausted my eyes, not my points, i have so much more to say but I really won't be able to finish. This isn't completed. I shall scram, for now.
*Just a disclaimer;
I am not against you believing in god, I'm just against most of your moronic followers who do not know what the hell are they thinking/reading and make ludicrously false claims to gather all the moronic non-believers who do not know what the hell are they thinking/reading to believe.
But oh, I do know that some of them are against the rest, I have heard people telling me that they are Christians but they are ashamed when they see what most of the rest act like. Talk about being a peaceful religion, way to go! :)

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